Friday, August 21, 2009

By the Gods in heaven

There is a massive convergence of Gods in heaven

The one God: Yo brother's whats up!

Yo came the replies from all Gods except the Indian ones..

The one God: Hello my Indian brethren what is up?

Brahma: Shhhhhhhhh

God: (whispering) something wrong???

Brahma: Mrs. Brahma is out shopping in Apsara Mall with all the other wives and we are all watching "Rakhi ka Swayamvar!"

God: ummmm.... oookay

Shiva: (looks a bit stoned) Dude... really its rad... its so cool man...

God: No thank you I will pass

The rest of the Indian Gods: Elesh! Elesh! Elesh! you show her you Canadian Hunk you!

God: But seriously guys dont you have more serious things to discuss like Drought?

Brahma: Drought? what drought?

God: The one thats going on your country duh!

Brahma: perplexed..... I don't know anything about it.. Shiva do you?

Shiva: noooo duuude... far out!

Brahma: Indra.... wait where is Indra?

Indra: trying to tip-toe out of the room "ermmm..."

Brahma: What did you do numskull?

Indra: Well......

Brahma: I'm listening!!!

Indra: Well the Apsaras wanted to do a rain dance, and well.... ermm.... so i got them the Rain....

Brahma: slaps each of his foreheads (that's gotta hurt)

Indra: he he he

God: You Indians are mental!

The End

9 comments:

ashu said...

retarded man...ha ha ha!!!

i like that Shiva is stoned...
ha ha ha...

Indian gods do listen to Led Zepp then...:P :P

neat man!!!

Sasha Gusain said...

I absolutely love this one. 'Indra tip toeing out of the room...' Hahaha.. Good stuff and keep it coming :-)

rahul said...

lolz..numskull...hahah...I think Indra after seeing Rakhi's yucky show decided not too give rain to the country!!

Srushti Rao said...

ROTFL... Me likes your post!!! And the mentions of Rakhi is so cool na... Me the prays only Geegas... where was Geegas???

Love the Brahma, Shiva and Indra thingy. Awesome!!!

Keep it comin...

Jyo Had3s said...

@Srushti Jeejus went on a Roman Holiday and hence was unavailable :P

Sudeep Bhaumick said...

ROLF... neat...

Sindhura said...

haaa!!:D
slaps each one of his foreheads!!
tee hee hee...

My Foot? said...

I always knew that the Gods were at fault. Stupid people blaming pollution and deforestation.

Fun post. Keep up the great work..!

Nor Ain said...

Madness! Madness! And I love it :)
We want more, I say.

Pliss to be sharing