Peace in Hell

Somewhere down in that place riddled with hell fire and what not, the

lord of the fallen angels, Mr. Lightbringer himself is enjoying his

daily television.

Satan: I must remember to send those wonderful fellows at Times Now a

complimentary card. They are making Hell look like the Hilton at Hawaii

with free jacuzzi.

Meanwhile the Duke of hell, Beelzebub comes running through the

corridor. "Master! Master!"

Satan: What is it my minion? What news have you got for me?

Beelzebub: You won't like it too much my Lord.

Satan: Come now Duke... spit it out.... I am in a good mood today!

Beelzebub: Erm... er... I was just on Twitter disguised as BR.I.TNEY

FUCK.D... and ermm...

Satan: Come on Duke.. I haven't got all day... I want to see KRK in Big

Boss you know.

Beelzebub: Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize my Lord!

Satan: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????

Hell fires rage in hell.... somewhere in the White House a tremor is

felt, mis interpreted as Terrorists from Eye-Ran using advanced super

duper weapons and thus started a new chapter in The American dream of

concurring countries which few people in the great country have a clue

exists.. Red flag twibbons are used all over twitter in solidarity for

the Eye-ranians. But Thats another story. On to our story.

Satan: Give me my phone.

Satan gets his phone... sees a message: "TA-SNM-Elections" Vote for

your favorite party this October and get a riot free for the next year.

Conditions apply if you are not from Baam-bay!

Satan: Son of a Bitch!

Calls the G-man on his personal number!

G-Man: Yes!

Satan: It's me

G-man: O hello Lucifer! What is up my friend?

Satan: Have you heard the news? Obama winning the Peace prize?

G-Man: Really? Good for him!

Satan: Good for him? That son of a bitch! I was in contention for the

Peace Prize this year! this was going to be my big day!

G-Man: You?

Satan: Yes me! I am Evil. And Evil is the the thing that all religions

in the world proclaim they are going to banish from the face of this

shithole people call Earth. Therefore I am the single largest Factor

that unites all religion. Ergo (sounding suspiciously like the

architect from The Matrix)....

G-Man: So in your twisted world because all Religions hate you, you

unite them? and thus should win the Nobel Peace Prize?

Satan: Why not? Face it... if they can give it to Henry Kissinger, they

can give it to me.

G-Man: Hmmm... true... I'll see what i can do... "Alfred.. hey Alfred..

call up your buddies at Stockholm wont you? My estranged Son wants the

Prize Badly"

Satan: Thanks G

G-Man: No Problem. What is new in hell?

Satan: Nothing new my brother.. Clearing up more space for the

Farmville players.

G-man: Keep it up.

Satan: Peace bro.

The End