A Normal Day in Hell.

Down in the deepest darkest corner of Hell, the lord of Hell, Mr. 666 himself is enjoying a pleasant telephonic conversation with one of his many sons.


Lucifer: Yes Son. I am very proud of you. The way you present the news is really admirable...... Yes Son! Go! Go and host a panel discussion and remember you are not allowed to let your panel speak. Interrupt them. Bark at them. Be the judgmental little man i taught you to be. I'll see you in Hell next month? Good! Good!

*Satan hangs up and immediately the phone rings again*

Lucifer: Hello! Universal Exports, Hell Division. Who is this?...... The Railways?.... The Indian Railways you say? What do you want?.............. Let me get this straight. The honorable Minister of Railways wants to launch an Earth to Hell Duronto Express as a gift to the people of Hell and wants me to flag it off? No Stops you say? Interesting. Not a bad idea that. Faster access to hell. Good for the business. Tell your minister that i like the idea, but she has to give an assurance that this Duronto thing does not become a Gaisal thing.

*Satan hangs up mumbling something on the lines of "These Romans are crazy"*

Lucifer calls up the Heavenly one!

Lucifer: Yo G Man! Whats Happening Bro?

G-Man: A huge headache thats whats happening

Lucifer: Whats happened Bro?

G-man: I am getting tired of my Heavenly brother Rama laughing his ass off all the time. Something to do with Liberace or Liberhan he finds deeply amusing. Not your agent is he?

Lucifer: He was! Then he gave a report which was due in 2 months after a century. I fired his lazy ass. Anyway. Dude. Listen. You know something about hunger strikes and all that right?

G-man: Right! I know something about it. I told one of my sons a few tricks to get rid of some very naughty colonists.

Lucifer: Hmmm.. Look! I have a problem. One of the lower demons has gone on a fast and demands that i hand him a portion of Hell as Cockandbullgana Land. I have no experiences dealing with such non-violent means Bro!

G-man: What does he want to do with the land?

Lucifer: I have no idea. Apparently he is inspired from a half demon named Madhu Koda!

G-Man: Well. Try and Negotiate. Otherwise do what you do best.

Lucifer: You mean subject him to the torture of watching "Himesh Reshamiya's Radio" for all eternity?

G-Man: Isn't that a bit too harsh?

Lucifer: Desperate times call for desperate measures.

G-man: Okay. Talk to you later man. I got to go and watch Heavenly Big Boss 3. They have put Moses in with Ramses and the result is not pretty.

Lucifer: All right Bro! Peace out!

Beelzebub comes in: My Lord. You are scheduled to appear in Copenhagen in a while.

Lucifer: Sweet Antichrist! I forgot! But this time no Swedish Women for me. Look at what that squeaky clean Gillette guy got himself into.

Beelzebub: My Lord. You did send the waitress as a temptation.

Lucifer: Did I? enh.Who cares? By the way Beelzebub are my tickets for Avatar here yet? I have seen enough of Vegan Vampires trending in twitter. Time for some real Sci-fi biatches!

Beelzebub: They are here my Lord!

Lucifer: Good ! Lets go to Copenhagen!

The End