The holy one, the alpha and the omega, the mighty creator, not the guy who played that guy in Shawshank Redemption, wakes up from a glorious sleep.
There is a knock on his door.
G-Man: Come in.
Gejus: Hello Father!
G-Man: Aaah! Gejus my boy. You come bearing good news?
Gejus: Not exactly father.
G-Man: *Frowns* what happened now?
Gejus: Well, the Earthlings are showing solidarity with Lucifer. They are saying that you have wrongfully thrown him and the other fallen angels out of heaven.
G-Man: What the Fuck! How are they doing this?
Gejus: They are doing through Twitter. Here. Look.
@iamlcfr After millennias i have realized. God has thrown us demons wrongfully out of heaven.
@iamlcfr My sadness knows no bounds. :,(
Gejus: After this tweet went through, one user tweeted,
@oldmonkmgm OMG! Support @iamlcfr guys. Stairway 2 heaven instead of highway 2 hell. #heaven4demons
G-Man: Insolent being. He is going to Hell!
Gejus: Moving on. The #heaven4demons hashtag started trending worldwide. Global citizens joined the movement. The media caught on to this. Gorkha Dutt had a special “Are we the peepul?” show. I heard Gabriel was invited. Arnab Godswami did a “Are demons not safe in Heaven?” special show on TIMES Not NOW. The Ambassador, aka, The Pope was not allowed to speak for 45 minutes in the show. A short story has been written too called: “Aman and Asha” where Aman, the Demon, has hot sex with Asha, the angel. In other words, it is complete chaos. Rehman Malik has even accused that India is behind the “Dastardly” plan to throw Demons out of Heaven.
G-Man: Holy Shit! Get me Satan on the line, his number is 96666-66666.
Gejus: Dials the number and hands the phone to G-Man.
Satan: Hello?
G-Man: It’s me.
Satan: Yo G! What’s up bro?
G-man: Cut the crap Lucifer! What the hell are doing on Twitter?
Satan: He! He! Just playing around with the Earthlings. They are so much fun.
G-Man: Well cut it out. We could do with some positive PR.
Satan: But it’s fun.
G-man: Cut it out, or I am going to post on twitter what you did when you got stoned with Shiva during the Rock in Heaven concert.
Satan: Oh come on! I got a bit too excited after the Supergroup: Grateful and really dead performed. Burton and The Ox on bass, Morrison and Jones on vocals, Hendrix and Darrell on guitars and Bonham and Moon on Drums. That is truly super. Remember that guest Keyboard solo by Wolfgang? I was tripping massively. How was I supposed to know it was Mamata Banerjee next to me? So give me a break.
G-man: Okay. I am a kind and benevolent God after all. So nothing goes on Twitter. But stop this nonsense.
Satan: Okay! Okay! Will do! *Hangs up phone*
Gejus: There is a call on the other line.
G-Man: Who is it?
Gejus: It’s Ramdev. Says he can cure Satan for you. But, you need to pay a shitload of cash.
G-Man: God Dammit!
The End
There is a knock on his door.
G-Man: Come in.
Gejus: Hello Father!
G-Man: Aaah! Gejus my boy. You come bearing good news?
Gejus: Not exactly father.
G-Man: *Frowns* what happened now?
Gejus: Well, the Earthlings are showing solidarity with Lucifer. They are saying that you have wrongfully thrown him and the other fallen angels out of heaven.
G-Man: What the Fuck! How are they doing this?
Gejus: They are doing through Twitter. Here. Look.
@iamlcfr After millennias i have realized. God has thrown us demons wrongfully out of heaven.
@iamlcfr My sadness knows no bounds. :,(
Gejus: After this tweet went through, one user tweeted,
@oldmonkmgm OMG! Support @iamlcfr guys. Stairway 2 heaven instead of highway 2 hell. #heaven4demons
G-Man: Insolent being. He is going to Hell!
Gejus: Moving on. The #heaven4demons hashtag started trending worldwide. Global citizens joined the movement. The media caught on to this. Gorkha Dutt had a special “Are we the peepul?” show. I heard Gabriel was invited. Arnab Godswami did a “Are demons not safe in Heaven?” special show on TIMES Not NOW. The Ambassador, aka, The Pope was not allowed to speak for 45 minutes in the show. A short story has been written too called: “Aman and Asha” where Aman, the Demon, has hot sex with Asha, the angel. In other words, it is complete chaos. Rehman Malik has even accused that India is behind the “Dastardly” plan to throw Demons out of Heaven.
G-Man: Holy Shit! Get me Satan on the line, his number is 96666-66666.
Gejus: Dials the number and hands the phone to G-Man.
Satan: Hello?
G-Man: It’s me.
Satan: Yo G! What’s up bro?
G-man: Cut the crap Lucifer! What the hell are doing on Twitter?
Satan: He! He! Just playing around with the Earthlings. They are so much fun.
G-Man: Well cut it out. We could do with some positive PR.
Satan: But it’s fun.
G-man: Cut it out, or I am going to post on twitter what you did when you got stoned with Shiva during the Rock in Heaven concert.
Satan: Oh come on! I got a bit too excited after the Supergroup: Grateful and really dead performed. Burton and The Ox on bass, Morrison and Jones on vocals, Hendrix and Darrell on guitars and Bonham and Moon on Drums. That is truly super. Remember that guest Keyboard solo by Wolfgang? I was tripping massively. How was I supposed to know it was Mamata Banerjee next to me? So give me a break.
G-man: Okay. I am a kind and benevolent God after all. So nothing goes on Twitter. But stop this nonsense.
Satan: Okay! Okay! Will do! *Hangs up phone*
Gejus: There is a call on the other line.
G-Man: Who is it?
Gejus: It’s Ramdev. Says he can cure Satan for you. But, you need to pay a shitload of cash.
G-Man: God Dammit!
The End
8 comments:
Huh, thatz the power of sweet, simple twitter! :P
brilliant. love the supergroup :D
Haha! :D Superb stuff, OldMonk! :D
And yeah, whatay supergroup. Probably Burton deserved to play on bass as well ;)
awesome man!
ROFL ! :P
A woman is born in Saudi Arabia; the nurse holds a sign "Welcome to Hell, King Abdullah is what we call Lucifer here".
Hilarious stuff, man.. truly :)
btw I'm @tuxerman :D
ROFL.. This is EPIC Stuff Bro .....
U cud have Included Dada as well !!!
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