*que music* Hello and welcome to notverygoodnewshour, i am your host Arnoob Goswamhit! Today we will be discussing a very serious topic. Scams. There are a lot of scams going on and men are making a lot of money from these scams. But the scam that has shocked the world after the Commonwealth games, the 2G scam, the ParleG and the G-spot scam is the latest reports coming in from Hell is that Satan has taken part in a multibillion trollar Interdimensional games scam. For more details we go directly to Satan.
Welcome to the show Lucifer.
Satan: Pleasure to be on your show.
Arnoob: let's cut directly to the chase Mr. Satan. Allegations have been made by the Archangels inspecting the site of the Interdimensional games that the arrangements were shabby and the toilets had remnants of Hellfire all around. Further allegations of Hell-hounds running all over. How do you answer these allegations?
Satan: First of all let me be clear Arnoob. The games were a success. Did you see the opening ceremony? Let's face it. Anything is better than the IPL ceremonies right? On the allegations of hell hounds running around, let me explain. You know what the hell hounds were originally created for? To bring the souls of musicians who had signed deals with me to give them talent. Those were the good days of Robert Johnson. The only unsuccessful mission so far is Keith Richards but that is another story. But now? Do you see talent anywhere? Justin Bieber, Himesh Reshamiya. No one signs deals anymore and the hounds have nothing to do. I can't send them to pound or cull them, People for ethical treatment of transdimensional canines have already complained. So i allow them to roam free.
Arnoob: One of the archangels, Gabriel Vuvuzela, has complained about snakes. How do you explain that?
Satan: Well you see. Ever since the Garden of Eden incident, Snake has nothing to do. Yes. It did have a starring role in Snakes on an Interdimensional plane, but Samuel L Jackson got the motherfucking snake off the motherfucking interdimensional plane. So he supervised the building of the games village.
Arnoob: But what about the millions of trollars you have made? Wait. We have someone on the line. Hello Miss Troy. you are now on notverygoodnewshour what do you say about the Interdimensional games scam?
Troy: This is what i was talking about Arnoob, I have sat with the people of hell, I have seen the children of hell play, i have seen streams flow, i have seen everything. I hear their cry. They cry for independence. Independence from a flawed system. Democracy has failed. Capitalism has reared it's ugly head in the beautiful land that is hell.
Satan: Errrr. I will have what she is smoking?
Troy: You villainous cur. You *enter complex english word which normal people look up in the dictionary*. Have you listened to laughter of Children? DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER LAUGHTER? *rambles on* *line gets cut*
Satan: What the fuck is *enter complex english word which normal people look up in the dictionary*?
Arnoob: I have no idea. And now we have another caller on line, yes?
Dude: DUDE! HAVE YOU SEEN INCEPTION? BHENCHOOD KYA MOVIE HAI YAAR!
Satan: Who is this?
Dude: ABEYAAR I AM YAAR!
Satan: Go listen to Summer of 69
Arnoob: *cuts line*
Arnoob: Okay. Still. the scam. Explain the money?
Satan: OKAY OKAY. I MADE SOME MONEY OF THE GAMES. YOU KNOW WHY? I MADE A BET WITH GOD! HE SAID THAT I CANNOT PULL OFF A SCAM LIKE RAJA AND KALMADI. ME.
Arnoob: What would happen if you lose the bet?
Satan: That i would take part in Big God 4 with Ram, He who should not be named and the great khali.
Arnoob: That truly is torture.
Satan: Isn't it? And i think I am still running short on scam money
Arnoob: Truly sad. We hope you will give exclusive access to juicy Big God 4 happenings. Thank you satan
Satan: Thank you Arnoob
Arnoob: So that was Satan. Now we go back to our coverage of the president of Uganda and his presidential visit. Sources say that he is one of the actors in the hit movie Who killed captain Alex? Stay tuned.
The end
Welcome to the show Lucifer.
Satan: Pleasure to be on your show.
Arnoob: let's cut directly to the chase Mr. Satan. Allegations have been made by the Archangels inspecting the site of the Interdimensional games that the arrangements were shabby and the toilets had remnants of Hellfire all around. Further allegations of Hell-hounds running all over. How do you answer these allegations?
Satan: First of all let me be clear Arnoob. The games were a success. Did you see the opening ceremony? Let's face it. Anything is better than the IPL ceremonies right? On the allegations of hell hounds running around, let me explain. You know what the hell hounds were originally created for? To bring the souls of musicians who had signed deals with me to give them talent. Those were the good days of Robert Johnson. The only unsuccessful mission so far is Keith Richards but that is another story. But now? Do you see talent anywhere? Justin Bieber, Himesh Reshamiya. No one signs deals anymore and the hounds have nothing to do. I can't send them to pound or cull them, People for ethical treatment of transdimensional canines have already complained. So i allow them to roam free.
Arnoob: One of the archangels, Gabriel Vuvuzela, has complained about snakes. How do you explain that?
Satan: Well you see. Ever since the Garden of Eden incident, Snake has nothing to do. Yes. It did have a starring role in Snakes on an Interdimensional plane, but Samuel L Jackson got the motherfucking snake off the motherfucking interdimensional plane. So he supervised the building of the games village.
Arnoob: But what about the millions of trollars you have made? Wait. We have someone on the line. Hello Miss Troy. you are now on notverygoodnewshour what do you say about the Interdimensional games scam?
Troy: This is what i was talking about Arnoob, I have sat with the people of hell, I have seen the children of hell play, i have seen streams flow, i have seen everything. I hear their cry. They cry for independence. Independence from a flawed system. Democracy has failed. Capitalism has reared it's ugly head in the beautiful land that is hell.
Satan: Errrr. I will have what she is smoking?
Troy: You villainous cur. You *enter complex english word which normal people look up in the dictionary*. Have you listened to laughter of Children? DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER LAUGHTER? *rambles on* *line gets cut*
Satan: What the fuck is *enter complex english word which normal people look up in the dictionary*?
Arnoob: I have no idea. And now we have another caller on line, yes?
Dude: DUDE! HAVE YOU SEEN INCEPTION? BHENCHOOD KYA MOVIE HAI YAAR!
Satan: Who is this?
Dude: ABEYAAR I AM YAAR!
Satan: Go listen to Summer of 69
Arnoob: *cuts line*
Arnoob: Okay. Still. the scam. Explain the money?
Satan: OKAY OKAY. I MADE SOME MONEY OF THE GAMES. YOU KNOW WHY? I MADE A BET WITH GOD! HE SAID THAT I CANNOT PULL OFF A SCAM LIKE RAJA AND KALMADI. ME.
Arnoob: What would happen if you lose the bet?
Satan: That i would take part in Big God 4 with Ram, He who should not be named and the great khali.
Arnoob: That truly is torture.
Satan: Isn't it? And i think I am still running short on scam money
Arnoob: Truly sad. We hope you will give exclusive access to juicy Big God 4 happenings. Thank you satan
Satan: Thank you Arnoob
Arnoob: So that was Satan. Now we go back to our coverage of the president of Uganda and his presidential visit. Sources say that he is one of the actors in the hit movie Who killed captain Alex? Stay tuned.
The end
4 comments:
:D :D I like this Arnoob more than Lucifer LD LD
epicness!
Arnoob let Satan talk. w00t!!
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